Mary Poppins quotes

52 total quotes

Bert
Mary Poppins
Mr. George Banks
Mrs. Banks
Multiple Characters

View Quote Bert: Bert will look after you. Like I was your own father. Now who's after you?
Jane: Father is.
Bert: What?

View Quote Bert: Reminds me of a guy I know who got a nice cushy job in a watch factory.
Uncle Albert: What does he do?
Bert: He stands about all day and makes faces.
Uncle Albert: Ha ha ha. He makes faces in a watch factory.

View Quote Mary Poppins: I beg your pardon, are you ill?
George Banks: I hope not.

View Quote Jane: Good morning, father. Mary Poppins taught us the most wonderful word.
Michael: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
George Banks: What on Earth are you talking about? Superca - Super - or whatever the infernal thing is.
Jane: It's something to say when you don't know what to say.
George Banks: Yes, well, I always know what to say.

View Quote George Banks: Shut the window. That bird is giving me a headache.
Ellen: [to the bird] Quiet. You're giving the master a headache.

View Quote Bert: I'll do it myself.
Mary Poppins: Do what?
Bert: A bit of magic. It's easy. You think. You wink. You do a double blink. You close your eyes... And jump.
[nothing happens]
Jane: Is something supposed to happen?
Mary Poppins: Bert, what utter nonsense. Why do you always complicate things that are really quite simple. Give me your hand please Michael. Don't slouch. One, two...
[they jump into the sidewalk drawing]

View Quote George Banks: Have this piano repaired. When I sit down to an instrument, I like to have it in tune.
Mrs. Banks: But George, you don't play.
George Banks: Madam, that is entirely beside the point!