“Second suitor, if you could be any comic book superhero, which one...” – Brandi, Mallrats ... Movie Quotes Database

Brandi

Second suitor, if you could be any comic book superhero, which one would you be?

Brodie

[Impressed]

Wow, that is a good question. Difficult, though; what does one gauge his response on? Physical prowess? Keen deductive skills? The ability to banter well with super villains?

Brandi

[Figuring out who he is]

How's the comic book collection, Brodie?

Brodie

Oh, it's going good, but-- [T.S hits him] Oh, oh, comics? I don't collect comics! Comics are for kids!

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Brodie Bruce Jason Lee More Brodie quotes →

Brandi Claire Forlani More Brandi quotes →

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[Brodie punches Shannon in the gut]