Lilo & Stitch quotes
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[After shaking up a pickle jar stuffed with 'spoon voodoo dolls'] ...My friends need to be punished.
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(happily, while talking on the phone to Cobra Bubbles.) Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw.
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Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten.
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So, tell me, my little one-eyed one... on what poor, pitiful, defenseless planet has my monstrosity been unleashed?
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(on the phone) Hello, Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house.
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[While holding a blue Volkswagen Beetle protecting himself] Blue punch buggy... No punch-back!
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[After being washed up on rocks, following an attempt to capture Stitch in which his scuba tank was bitten open] Ugh... Little monster!
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Capt. Gantu: [After being bitten by Stitch] Does this look infected to you?
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Myrtle Edmunds: [After being bitten by Lilo] Does this look infected to you?
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[After narrowly missing Pleakley with a thrown weapon] You always get in the way!
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[At an animal shelter, while the other animals are hiding from Stitch in the rafters] "Hello? Hello?! Are there any "aminals" in here?
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Grand Council Woman: [Referring to Jumba and Pleakly] Keep them off my ship.
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[Captain Gantu calls him an "idiot scientist"] I prefer to be called "evil genius"!
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[As Stitch hides behind Lilo to avoid getting shot] Using that little girl for a shield! [at Stitch] THIS IS LOW EVEN FOR YOU!!!
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This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah - still good.