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Lilo & Stitch

Lilo & Stitch quotes

68 total quotes

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Jumba
Lilo
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Stitch




View Quote This is you, and this is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. [In reference to the drawn picture of Stitch colored in with mostly red]
View Quote Dance Instructor: Pudge is a fish...?
Lilo: [continues] But today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich! I can't give Pudge tuna! [whispers] Do you know what tuna is?
Dance Instructor: Umm... fish?
View Quote Jumba: WHAAAAT?! After all you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that?! JUST LIKE THAT?!?
Stitch: Ih.
View Quote Dance instructor: Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day. [sighs] Every Thursday I bring Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.
View Quote Cobra Bubbles: I'm a special classification.
Lilo: Did you ever kill anyone?
Cobra Bubbles: [frowning] We're getting off the subject.
View Quote Jumba: Monstrosity? What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Experiment 626. He is fire-proof, bullet-proof, and can think faster than super computer. He can see in the dark, and move objects three thousand times his size. His only instinct... to destroy everything he touches! [laughs maniacally]
Grand Councilwoman: So it is a monster.
Jumba: Eh, just a little one.
View Quote Nani: [leaning back] Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me!
Lilo: No It's not!
Nani: It is too, Lilo. The same thing happened yesterday.
View Quote Jumba: Are--
Stitch: It.
Jumba: Ha! I win! [cannon explodes]
View Quote Lilo: [Nani is getting rid of Stitch] He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about Ohana?
Nani: He hasn't been here that long!
Lilo: Neither have I! Dad said Ohana means family. [Nani stops] Ohana means family. Family means...
Nani: ...nobody gets left behind.
View Quote Jumba: You shouldn't play with guns.
Stitch: Ah okay
[Passes the cannon to Jumba]
Jumba: Thank you... [throws it back to Stitch] Oh I just remembered is your birthday, happy birthday.
View Quote Jumba: What? Me?
Grand Councilwoman: And to reward you we are willing to trade your freedom for his capture.
Jumba: Hhmm 626 will not come easily... Maybe direct hit from plasma cannon might stun him long enough to--
Grand Councilwoman: Plasma cannon granted.
View Quote Grand Council Women: (To Cobra) Hm... You look familiar.
View Quote Cobra Bubbles: [reaching down to shake hands with Lilo] Nice to meet you.
Lilo: [tilting her head as if to read something] Your knuckles say ‘Cobra.'
[Cobra Bubbles withdraws his hand]
Lilo: 'Cobra Bubbles.' You don't look like a social worker.
View Quote Stitch: Yu Porma dissy!
Jumba: Leave my mother out of this!
View Quote David: [hopefully] She thinks it's fancy?