Lilo & Stitch quotes

68 total quotes

Dialogues
Jumba
Lilo
Others
Stitch

View Quote This is you, and this is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. [In reference to the drawn picture of Stitch colored in with mostly red]

View Quote (on the phone) Hello, Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house.

View Quote [At an animal shelter, while the other animals are hiding from Stitch in the rafters] "Hello? Hello?! Are there any "aminals" in here?

View Quote [While holding a blue Volkswagen Beetle protecting himself] Blue punch buggy... No punch-back!

View Quote Capt. Gantu: [After being bitten by Stitch] Does this look infected to you?

View Quote Myrtle Edmunds: [After being bitten by Lilo] Does this look infected to you?

View Quote Grand Council Woman: [Referring to Jumba and Pleakly] Keep them off my ship.

View Quote Lilo: David! I got a new dog!
David: You sure it's a dog?
Lilo: Uh-huh. He used to be a collie before he got ran over

View Quote [David has just asked Nani out and Nani refused]
Lilo: Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.

View Quote David: [hopefully] She thinks it's fancy?

View Quote [Sitich has bitten Pleakley's head]
Pleakley [in disguise as a woman] All is well. Please, go about your business. I'm okay.

View Quote Nani: Oh, your head looks swollen.
Jumba: Actually, she's just ugly.

View Quote [Stitch grabs the plasma cannon]
Stitch: Ha!
[Jumba shoves a carrot in the barrel before it can go off]

View Quote Jumba: You shouldn't play with guns.
Stitch: Ah okay
[Passes the cannon to Jumba]
Jumba: Thank you... [throws it back to Stitch] Oh I just remembered is your birthday, happy birthday.

View Quote Stitch: [passes it back to Jumba] Merry Christmas.
Jumba: It's not Christmas [hurriedly passes it back to Stitch]
Stitch: [throws it back Jumba] Happy Hanukkah!
[Pleakley has Lilo over his shoulder and is running for the door]