Lilo & Stitch quotes
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Lilo: Or...?
Nani: ...or forgotten - I know, I know. I hate it when you use Ohana against me.
Nani: ...or forgotten - I know, I know. I hate it when you use Ohana against me.
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Dance instructor: Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day. [sighs] Every Thursday I bring Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.
Lilo: It's sandwich day. [sighs] Every Thursday I bring Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.
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Dance Instructor: Pudge is a fish...?
Lilo: [continues] But today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich! I can't give Pudge tuna! [whispers] Do you know what tuna is?
Dance Instructor: Umm... fish?
Lilo: [continues] But today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich! I can't give Pudge tuna! [whispers] Do you know what tuna is?
Dance Instructor: Umm... fish?
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Lilo: [Yelling angrily] It's FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late 'cos I had to go to the store, to get some peanut butter, 'cos all we have, is, IS STINKING TUNA!
Dance Instructor: Lilo. Why is this so important?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
Myrtle: You're crazy.
Dance Instructor: Lilo. Why is this so important?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
Myrtle: You're crazy.
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[Nani and Lilo are at an animal shelter looking for a pet dog, though they end up getting Stitch under the impression that he is a dog]
Nani: [to shelter worker] We're looking for something that can defend itself... something that won't die, something sturdy, you know?
Lilo: Like a lobster!
Nani: Lilo, you lolo. Do we have a lobster door? No. We have a dog door. We are getting a dog!
Nani: [to shelter worker] We're looking for something that can defend itself... something that won't die, something sturdy, you know?
Lilo: Like a lobster!
Nani: Lilo, you lolo. Do we have a lobster door? No. We have a dog door. We are getting a dog!
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Shelter Worker: [talking to Nani] Oh, yes. Mm-hmm. All of our dogs are adoptable.
[Sees Lilo coming out of the kennels with Stitch]
Shelter Worker ...EXCEPT THAT ONE!
[Nani runs to grap Lilo away from Stitch]
Nani: What is that thing?!
[Sees Lilo coming out of the kennels with Stitch]
Shelter Worker ...EXCEPT THAT ONE!
[Nani runs to grap Lilo away from Stitch]
Nani: What is that thing?!
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Shelter worker: A dog, I think! But it was dead this morning.
Nani: It was DEAD this morning?!
Shelter worker: Well, we thought it was dead. It was hit by a truck.
Lilo: I like him!
Nani: It was DEAD this morning?!
Shelter worker: Well, we thought it was dead. It was hit by a truck.
Lilo: I like him!
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[Nani and Lilo are in the process of adopting Stitch from the animal shelter]
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Shelter Worker: You'll have to think of a name for him.
Lilo: His name is... Stitch.
Shelter Worker: Now, that's not a real name...
[Nani frantically mimes to the effect of "don't say that"]
Shelter Worker: ...in Iceland! But here it's a good name. Stitch it is.
Lilo: His name is... Stitch.
Shelter Worker: Now, that's not a real name...
[Nani frantically mimes to the effect of "don't say that"]
Shelter Worker: ...in Iceland! But here it's a good name. Stitch it is.
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[Captain Gantu calls him an "idiot scientist"] I prefer to be called "evil genius"!
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So, tell me, my little one-eyed one... on what poor, pitiful, defenseless planet has my monstrosity been unleashed?
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[As Stitch hides behind Lilo to avoid getting shot] Using that little girl for a shield! [at Stitch] THIS IS LOW EVEN FOR YOU!!!
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[After narrowly missing Pleakley with a thrown weapon] You always get in the way!
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(happily, while talking on the phone to Cobra Bubbles.) Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw.
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[After shaking up a pickle jar stuffed with 'spoon voodoo dolls'] ...My friends need to be punished.