The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou quotes

115 total quotes

Alistair Hennessy
Bill Ubell
Jane Winslett-Richardson

Klaus Daimler
Ned Plimpton
Oseary Drakoulias
Steve Zissou

View Quote Be cool on this shit, okay, cubbie? I mean, at least try to show both sides.

View Quote Those ****ing amateurs. You left your dog, you idiots!

View Quote [to Ogata and Pele] What are you doing? Go to bed, you sons of bitches!

View Quote You know, I'd be jealous about you staying at Allie's place, except I always thought he was kind of a closet ****.

View Quote Steve: Wait a second. They stole my budget, my boat's broken, you're ditchin' me up the creek. What am I supposed to do here?
Oseary Drakoulias: Well, I must say, nothing's jumping to mind. Phillip, any suggestions? No, he's shaking his head.

View Quote That pregnant slut is playing us like a cheap fiddle!

View Quote Just do what you gotta do to cover your ass, Bill.

View Quote Steve: Ned, how many fingers am I holdin' up?
Ned: I don't know. That's not my job. Too many to tell. How many fingers—
Steve: He's gonna be just fine.

View Quote Give me that camera. I'm gonna smash it over your head. Cut!

View Quote Steve: You know I'm not big on apologizing. So I'll just skip it if it's all the same to you.
Eleanor: Okay.
Steve: Anyway, I'm sorry.

View Quote You hung us out to dry. If we don't handle this right, we're gonna all get murdered. Including her unborn British child.

View Quote I'm also a human being.

View Quote Wolodarsky, go get the keys to that fishing boat, and throw them in the water. No, wait. They might have another set. Just blow it up.

View Quote Bill Ubell here. I'm on a pay phone. I am still blindfolded. My arms are bound. But a young boy has been kind enough to assist me. There's not much chance I'll get another opportunity to call... so I thought I would ask if— What? No.

View Quote I ought to have stayed in Kentucky where I belong.