The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou quotes
115 total quotesKlaus Daimler
Ned Plimpton
Oseary Drakoulias
Steve Zissou
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Psst! There's something in the coat check.
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Some crooked ****ers stole a bunch of equipment from my underwater research lab.
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Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins.
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Supposedly Cousteau and his cronies invented the idea of putting walkie-talkies into the helmet. But we made ours with a special rabbit ear on the top so we could pipe in some music.
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Tell me. Who knocked up the reporter?
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Tell them if they don't get off my boat right now... there's gonna be a major shit-storm.
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Thanks. Thanks a lot for not picking me.
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That pregnant slut is playing us like a cheap fiddle!
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The Arctic Night-lights. Yeah. "As if the natural world's been turned upside down." Lord Mandrake. Vikram, get some cutaways of this miracle. Klaus, Ogata, put out the deck fires before we sink.
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The first thing that goes through a captain's head when he hears there's low morale goin' around is: "What'd I do? Is it all my fault? "Well, he's probably right. Most of us have been together a long time. There are others that were here before that. Do you all not like me anymore? I mean, what am I supposed to do? I don't know. Look, if you're not against me... don't cross this line. If yes, do. I love you all.
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They made soup out of my research turtles.
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This is the first time Eleanor's ever cried in front of me as long as I've known her. Except for once when she got her arm caught in the deck winch.
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Those ****ing amateurs. You left your dog, you idiots!
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We complete the adventure, but another member of our crew has been lost. This one was my son. Also our equity partner. We start the voyage home in our wounded vessel.
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We ****in' stole it, man