Lethal Weapon

Lethal Weapon quotes

30 total quotes (ID: 772)

Martin Riggs
Mr. Joshua
Roger Murtaugh


I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves.


I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants!

Maybe we'll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present.

Perhaps there's an opening in the L.A. Fire Department?

This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real ****ing gun!

[after rescuing Murtaugh and Rianne] What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here.

[aiming his gun at McAlister's oncoming car] No way you live. No way.

[Endo shocks Riggs with a device] Mr. Joshua: Hit him again. [Endo does]
[Riggs groans as his body shakes violently] Mr. Joshua: Hit him again. [Endo hits him again for longer]
Mr. Joshua: Come on! Tell me about the shipment!
Martin Riggs: [yells and spouts gibberish, then spits at Endo, tries to reach Joshua] I swear I'm gonna ****ing kill the both of you!
Mr. Joshua: Yeah, yeah, very funny. Now what about the shipment?

[holding his wife's wedding photograph, crying, after deciding not to kill himself] I'll see you later. I'll see you much later.

[just after Murtaugh prevents Riggs from shooting himself] You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!

[last lines] I'm too old for this...

[repeated line in all four movies] I'm too old for this shit.

[Riggs and Murtaugh go to a bust at a "rich house"] Saw this on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless.

[stealing a woman's car] Mind if I test-drive your Audi?

[when Joshua is panting on the lawn after the title-fight] Get that shit off my lawn!