Roger Murtaugh quotes

[just after Murtaugh prevents Riggs from shooting himself] You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!

[repeated line in all four movies] I'm too old for this shit.

I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants!

General McAlister, time for you to die.

[aiming his gun at McAlister's oncoming car] No way you live. No way.

[when Joshua is panting on the lawn after the title-fight] Get that shit off my lawn!

[last lines] I'm too old for this...

  »   More Quotes from
  »   Back to the