Lethal Weapon

Lethal Weapon quotes

30 total quotes (ID: 772)

Martin Riggs
Mr. Joshua
Roger Murtaugh

This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real ****ing gun!

I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves.

[just after Murtaugh prevents Riggs from shooting himself] You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!

[repeated line in all four movies] I'm too old for this shit.

I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants!

[when Joshua is panting on the lawn after the title-fight] Get that shit off my lawn!

[last lines] I'm too old for this...

Martin Riggs: Hey, look friend, let's just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm ****ed and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm ****ed and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm ****ed.
Roger Murtaugh: Guess what?
Martin Riggs: What?
Roger Murtaugh: I don't want to work with you!
Martin Riggs: Hey, don't.
Roger Murtaugh: Ain't got no choice! Looks like we both been ****ed!
Martin Riggs: Terrific.
Roger Murtaugh: God hates me. That's what it is.
Martin Riggs: Hate him back; it works for me.

Martin Riggs: What did he mean back there when he said you owed him?
Roger Murtaugh: We served together in '65. la Drang Valley. Saved my life. Took a bayonet in the lungs.
Martin Riggs: That was nice of him.

Martin Riggs: You want me to drive?
Roger Murtaugh: No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'LL drive.
Martin Riggs: Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal.

Roger Murtaugh: Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?
Martin Riggs:: Well, I haven't killed you yet.

General Peter McAllister: Kill the son of a bitch!
Martin Riggs: Who's ****ing next!? McAllister!

[holding his wife's wedding photograph, crying, after deciding not to kill himself] I'll see you later. I'll see you much later.

Maybe we'll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present.

[Riggs and Murtaugh go to a bust at a "rich house"] Saw this on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless.