Layer Cake quotes

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Eddie Temple
Morty
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XXXX

View Quote I mean, it's like selling anything: washing machines, handmade shoes, blow jobs. As long as you don't take the piss, people will always come back for more.

View Quote I've checked you out, son. You're a smart lad. But you keep very, very bad company

View Quote Cody: Black! You can't have black. Black's the color for a hearse or a taxi.

View Quote Shanks: Now, his party piece, right... is lopping people's heads off, then fetching 'em back to his boss.

View Quote Clarkie: Where the **** is Gene?
Terry: I don't know, mate. Ask me one on sport.

View Quote XXXX: Well, don't think too long, because somebody's gonna make a killing on these pills.
Trevor: They already have. That's the problem, kidder.

View Quote I'm not a gangster, I'm a businessman whose commodity happens to be cocaine.

View Quote XXXX: [over the phone] Dragan?
Dragan: Yes."
XXXX: I've got an idea... Why don't you come 'round for breakfast? I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How's that sound?"
Dragan: Sounds very hospitable.
XXXX: Do you know where I live?
Dragan: No.
XXXX: Well, **** off then.

View Quote When I was born, the world was a far simpler place. It was all just cops and robbers.

View Quote Life is so ****ing good, I can taste it in my spit.

View Quote But as some roman general once said: If you seek peace, plan for war.

View Quote Somebody's about to get a ****ing slapping!

View Quote England. Typical. Even drug dealers don't work weekends

View Quote [About Duke] He's a ****ing maniac, a relic, a throwback. Belongs to the Dark Ages, Gene.

View Quote This shit is out of control. You sort it out, or I'll sort you out.