Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda quotes

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Master Tigress
Tai Lung

(Mantis is giving Po acupuncture) Po: I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel [Mantis strikes another needle] better...
Mantis: Trust me, it will. It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this...
Po: Fat?
Mantis: Fur. I was gonna say fur.
Po: Sure you were.

(Po is making dinner for The Furious Five) Po: So I'm like "Fine. You may be a wolf. You may be the scariest bandit in the Fujian Province, but you're a lousy tipper!"
Crane: Really? So how'd you get out of there alive?
Po: I mean, I didn't, I didn't actually say that... but I thought it... in... in my mind. If he could read my mind he woulda been like "What?" Order up.

(Shifu walks in to see Po in the kitchen, having just punched through a clear stone cupboard and is currently eating its contents) Po: (Sees Shifu and stops; Shifu looks around the kitchen) ...What? (angrily now) I eat when I'm upset, okay?
Shifu: (Getting inspiration) Oh, no need to explain. I just thought you might be Monkey... He hides his almond cookies on the top shelf. (Pretends to walk off and leans against the wall beside the doorway, hearing a bit of scuffling. When he looks in, Po is 10 feet above the ground, doing a perfect split to keep himself airborne and is currently shoveling Monkey's almond cookies into his face. After a minute, Po sees Shifu)
Po: (with cookies in his mouth) ...Don't tell Monkey...

(talking to Po) I'm not dying, you idiot! Er, I mean, Dragon Warrior... I am simply at peace. Finally.

(While held under the Wuxi Finger Hold) The Wuxi Finger Hold! You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that!


[as Po bounces down the palace steps] Tigress: If he's smart, he won't come back up those stairs.
Monkey: But he will.
Viper: He's not gonna quit, is he?
Mantis: He's not gonna quit bouncing, I can tell you that.

[In Po's dream sequence] Gang Boss: I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist!

Careful that soup is — sharp!

Do you want to learn Kung fu?

Don't tempt me!

Don't try and stop me!

Dragon Warrior- has taken scroll halfway across China by now... You will never see that scroll, Tai Lung. Never. Never...

Get ready to feel the Thunder!

He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness!