Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang quotes

27 total quotes (ID: 322)

Gay Perry

Dont quit your gay job

[voiceover] I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club.

[to the camera] Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said **** so much.

It was the first time I felt how pitying someone and wanting to **** them can get all tangled up in your head. Overwhelming sadness, meanwhile you got a Rodney. Is that sick? I think… yeah… I think that's sick.

Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?

I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.

[voice over] I tell him about destiny; he's shaking his head. About dreamgirls; he doesn't care. I mention the underwear thing? He has a ****ing conniption. And you? How 'bout it, filmgoer? Have you solved the case of the - the dead people in L.A.? Times Square audiences, please don't shout at the screen, and stop picking at that, it'll just get worse.

This isn't good cop, bad cop. This is fag and New Yorker. You're in serious trouble.

When in doubt, cut up a pig - that was the town's motto.

I swear to God, it's like somebody took America by the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.

Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock.

This is every shade of wrong.