Gay Perry quotes

This isn't good cop, bad cop. This is fag and New Yorker. You're in serious trouble.

[About his Derringer] I call it my "**** gun", because it's only good for a couple of shots and then you have to drop it for something better.

I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.

He called her a... well, a bad word. [pause] ****.

[to the camera] Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said **** so much.

Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?

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