Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang quotes

27 total quotes (ID: 322)

Gay Perry

Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times.

[voice over] I tell him about destiny; he's shaking his head. About dreamgirls; he doesn't care. I mention the underwear thing? He has a ****ing conniption. And you? How 'bout it, filmgoer? Have you solved the case of the - the dead people in L.A.? Times Square audiences, please don't shout at the screen, and stop picking at that, it'll just get worse.

This is every shade of wrong.

I swear to God, it's like somebody took America by the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.

[voiceover] I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club.

When in doubt, cut up a pig - that was the town's motto.

Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock.

Doesn't that suck? I just hit you for no reason. I don't know why.

It was the first time I felt how pitying someone and wanting to **** them can get all tangled up in your head. Overwhelming sadness, meanwhile you got a Rodney. Is that sick? I think… yeah… I think that's sick.

Dont quit your gay job

This isn't good cop, bad cop. This is fag and New Yorker. You're in serious trouble.

[About his Derringer] I call it my "**** gun", because it's only good for a couple of shots and then you have to drop it for something better.

I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.

He called her a... well, a bad word. [pause] ****.

[to the camera] Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said **** so much.