Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang quotes

27 total quotes (ID: 322)

Gay Perry
Harry
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I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.


I swear to God, it's like somebody took America by the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.

It was the first time I felt how pitying someone and wanting to **** them can get all tangled up in your head. Overwhelming sadness, meanwhile you got a Rodney. Is that sick? I think… yeah… I think that's sick.

This is every shade of wrong.

This isn't good cop, bad cop. This is fag and New Yorker. You're in serious trouble.

When in doubt, cut up a pig - that was the town's motto.

Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?

Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock.

[About his Derringer] I call it my "**** gun", because it's only good for a couple of shots and then you have to drop it for something better.

[to the camera] Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said **** so much.

[voice over] I tell him about destiny; he's shaking his head. About dreamgirls; he doesn't care. I mention the underwear thing? He has a ****ing conniption. And you? How 'bout it, filmgoer? Have you solved the case of the - the dead people in L.A.? Times Square audiences, please don't shout at the screen, and stop picking at that, it'll just get worse.

[voiceover] I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club.