Kindergarten Cop

Kindergarten Cop quotes

28 total quotes (ID: 317)

Detective Phoebe O'Hara
John Kimble
Multiple Characters

You can't just walk in here and put a gun in my face. I'm trying to get a manicure. I have witnesses.

My name is John Kimble [****s shotgun] and I love my car.

Well I've got news for you! You are mine now! You belong to me!

You're not so tough without your car, are you?

There (deer) is no bathroom!

You lack discipline!

You hit the kid, I hit you! [punchs Zach's father in the stomach, but stops after he was spotted by the kids]. You're not worth it. I'm pressing charges against you.

Take it back!

Who is your daddy, and what does he do? taught them the basics. That's important.

I'm the party pooper.

Kimble: I have a headache

Stop whining!