Kindergarten Cop

Kindergarten Cop quotes

28 total quotes (ID: 317)

Crisp
Detective Phoebe O'Hara
John Kimble
Multiple Characters


My name is John Kimble [****s shotgun] and I love my car.


You can't just walk in here and put a gun in my face. I'm trying to get a manicure. I have witnesses.

Well I've got news for you! You are mine now! You belong to me!

You lack discipline!

You're not so tough without your car, are you?

There (deer) is no bathroom!

You hit the kid, I hit you! [punchs Zach's father in the stomach, but stops after he was spotted by the kids]. You're not worth it. I'm pressing charges against you.

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Take it back!

Well...you taught them the basics. That's important.

I'm the party pooper.

Kimble: I have a headache

Stop whining!