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View Quote Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. ~ Kindergarten student

View Quote I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered immediately.

View Quote I know all about you Kimble. Without me you wouldn't even have a life. My lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand a sight of you.

View Quote Hi, Cindy...

View Quote Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Kimble: It's not a tumor! (pronounced TOOMAH)
I'm detective John Kimble.

View Quote Ha-ha-ha-ha. Quiet!

View Quote I'm a cop, you idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble!

View Quote I want to hang out with you, till the end...of time.

View Quote I have a witness too, specfically about murder this time. Now you're mine.

View Quote Mrs. Schlowski: I want you to answer one more question, and don't lie. What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?

View Quote Shut up!!!

View Quote Bring your toy back to the carpet!

View Quote Hey. I'm a police officer.

View Quote But what about your wife? Remember her? All this hard earned drug money she stole from you? How much was it? Three million dollars? I bet you she would be a much better witness.

View Quote Stop it!