Kindergarten Cop quotes
28 total quotesCrisp
Detective Phoebe O'Hara
John Kimble
Multiple Characters
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There (deer) is no bathroom!
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Take it back!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha. Quiet!
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I'm the party pooper.
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Hi, Cindy...
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I want to hang out with you, till the end...of time.
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You hit the kid, I hit you! [punchs Zach's father in the stomach, but stops after he was spotted by the kids]. You're not worth it. I'm pressing charges against you.
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Stop whining!
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You can't just walk in here and put a gun in my face. I'm trying to get a manicure. I have witnesses.
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I know all about you Kimble. Without me you wouldn't even have a life. My lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand a sight of you.
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You're not so tough without your car, are you?
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Well...you taught them the basics. That's important.
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Mrs. Schlowski: I want you to answer one more question, and don't lie. What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?