Kindergarten Cop quotes

28 total quotes

Crisp
Detective Phoebe O'Hara
John Kimble
Multiple Characters

View Quote Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

View Quote I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered immediately.

View Quote Shut up!!!

View Quote Kimble: I have a headache

View Quote My name is John Kimble [****s shotgun] and I love my car.

View Quote Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. ~ Kindergarten student

View Quote But what about your wife? Remember her? All this hard earned drug money she stole from you? How much was it? Three million dollars? I bet you she would be a much better witness.

View Quote Hey. I'm a police officer.

View Quote I'm a cop, you idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble!

View Quote Bring your toy back to the carpet!

View Quote I have a witness too, specfically about murder this time. Now you're mine.

View Quote You lack discipline!

View Quote Well I've got news for you! You are mine now! You belong to me!

View Quote Stop it!

View Quote Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Kimble: It's not a tumor! (pronounced TOOMAH)
I'm detective John Kimble.