Kindergarten Cop quotes
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Detective Phoebe O'Hara
John Kimble
Multiple Characters
Mrs. Schlowski: I want you to answer one more question, and don't lie. What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?
Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Kimble: It's not a tumor! (pronounced TOOMAH)
I'm detective John Kimble.
Kimble: It's not a tumor! (pronounced TOOMAH)
I'm detective John Kimble.
Shut up!!!
Stop it!
Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. ~ Kindergarten student
Bring your toy back to the carpet!
But what about your wife? Remember her? All this hard earned drug money she stole from you? How much was it? Three million dollars? I bet you she would be a much better witness.
Ha-ha-ha-ha. Quiet!
Hey. I'm a police officer.
Hi, Cindy...
I have a witness too, specfically about murder this time. Now you're mine.
I know all about you Kimble. Without me you wouldn't even have a life. My lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand a sight of you.
I want to hang out with you, till the end...of time.
I'm a cop, you idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble!
I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered immediately.