Kindergarten Cop

Kindergarten Cop quotes

28 total quotes (ID: 317)

Crisp
Detective Phoebe O'Hara
John Kimble
Multiple Characters


I'm the party pooper.


Kimble: I have a headache

My name is John Kimble [****s shotgun] and I love my car.

Stop whining!

Take it back!

There (deer) is no bathroom!

Well I've got news for you! You are mine now! You belong to me!

Well...you taught them the basics. That's important.

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

You can't just walk in here and put a gun in my face. I'm trying to get a manicure. I have witnesses.

You hit the kid, I hit you! [punchs Zach's father in the stomach, but stops after he was spotted by the kids]. You're not worth it. I'm pressing charges against you.

You lack discipline!

You're not so tough without your car, are you?