Kicking and Screaming

Kicking and Screaming quotes

32 total quotes (ID: 314)

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Grover
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Otis


How do you make God laugh? Make a plan.


Cookie Man?

Cool! A dictionary! I'm gonna look up blowjob.

You have a drinking problem. Get help!

I almost wore my goatee tonight. Wouldn't that have been embarrassing?

Oh, I've been to Prague.

There's also that dark side to the nose ring.

I think I'm gonna switch back to briefs.

[To Grover, saying goodbye to Otis at the airport] This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school.

There's food in the beer!

It looks like a chicken wing or a cheese fry.

Prague... you'll come back a bug...

[Otis comes out of the bathroom pulling up his zipper] That is a bad habit. You really need to finish that in the bathroom.

I found myself writing 'wake up' and 'go to bed' in my day planner as if they are two different events.

If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.