Kicking and Screaming

Kicking and Screaming quotes

32 total quotes (ID: 314)

Chet
Grover
Max
Multiple Characters
Otis


How do you make God laugh? Make a plan.


I think I'm gonna switch back to briefs.

Cool! A dictionary! I'm gonna look up blowjob.

There's also that dark side to the nose ring.

Cookie Man?

It looks like a chicken wing or a cheese fry.

Oh, I've been to Prague.

[To Grover, saying goodbye to Otis at the airport] This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school.

I almost wore my goatee tonight. Wouldn't that have been embarrassing?

You have a drinking problem. Get help!

[Otis comes out of the bathroom pulling up his zipper] That is a bad habit. You really need to finish that in the bathroom.

There's food in the beer!

Prague... you'll come back a bug...

If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.

[to Grover, at the airport] Don't check your bags, they'll just lose them.