Kicking and Screaming quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote I found myself writing 'wake up' and 'go to bed' in my day planner as if they are two different events.

View Quote I almost wore my goatee tonight. Wouldn't that have been embarrassing?

View Quote Oh, I've been to Prague.

View Quote There's food in the beer!

View Quote How do you make God laugh? Make a plan.

View Quote Cookie Man?

View Quote Prague... you'll come back a bug...

View Quote [To Grover, saying goodbye to Otis at the airport] This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school.

View Quote I think I'm gonna switch back to briefs.

View Quote Cool! A dictionary! I'm gonna look up blowjob.

View Quote There's also that dark side to the nose ring.

View Quote [Otis comes out of the bathroom pulling up his zipper] That is a bad habit. You really need to finish that in the bathroom.

View Quote It looks like a chicken wing or a cheese fry.

View Quote If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.

View Quote [to Grover, at the airport] Don't check your bags, they'll just lose them.