Max quotes

What I used to able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life.

You have a drinking problem. Get help!

[Otis comes out of the bathroom pulling up his zipper] That is a bad habit. You really need to finish that in the bathroom.

[to Grover, at the airport] Don't check your bags, they'll just lose them.

[To Grover, saying goodbye to Otis at the airport] This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school.

I found myself writing 'wake up' and 'go to bed' in my day planner as if they are two different events.

  »   More Quotes from
  »   Back to the