Max What I used to able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life.
More lines from Max
6 quotes Max Max You have a drinking problem. Get help!
Max [Otis comes out of the bathroom pulling up his zipper]
That is a bad habit. You really need to finish that in the bathroom.
Max [to Grover, at the airport]
Don't check your bags, they'll just lose them.
Max [To Grover, saying goodbye to Otis at the airport]
This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school.
Max What about me? You've got enough friends, a new one is bad for you. You start spreading your affection around and it runs thin, believe me.
Scenes with Max
8 scenes Max That was more of a yield at that stop sign.
I broke, thanks.
Max No, it was more of a yield.
I put my hand in my mouth after I touched all of that money. Could that be bad?
Max Of course. That's how germs are spread.
Kate I'm going to be 17 tomorrow.
Max Wow, now you can read Seventeen Magazine and get all the references.
Max I'm too nostalgic. I'll admit it.
We graduated four months ago. What can you possibly be nostalgic for?
Max I'm nostalgic for conversations I had yesterday. I've begun reminiscing events before they even occur. I'm reminiscing this right now. I can't go to the bar because I've already looked back on it in my memory... and I didn't have a good time.
Max Are you wearing mascara?
No... yes.
Gotta go sleep with a freshman.
Max Yeah, me too.
Max Is that a pajama top?
No... Yes.
Max I don't need to go to a campus bar to be reminded of my lack of success with a bunch of thrill seeking snotty college kids.
That's us; we're like celebrities to them.
Max No, we were celebrities. Now going back would be like doing Hollywood Squares. I'm too nostalgic, I'll admit it.
We graduated four months ago. What can you possibly be nostalgic for?
Max I'm nostalgic for conversations I had yesterday. I've begun reminiscing events before they even occur. I'm reminiscing this right now. I can't go to the bar because I've already looked back on it in my memory... and I didn't have a good time.
