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Kicking and Screaming

Kicking and Screaming quotes

32 total quotes

Chet
Grover
Max
Multiple Characters
Otis




View Quote [Otis comes out of the bathroom pulling up his zipper] That is a bad habit. You really need to finish that in the bathroom.
View Quote [to Grover, at the airport] Don't check your bags, they'll just lose them.
View Quote [To Grover, saying goodbye to Otis at the airport] This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school.
View Quote Cookie Man?
View Quote Cool! A dictionary! I'm gonna look up blowjob.
View Quote How do you make God laugh? Make a plan.
View Quote I almost wore my goatee tonight. Wouldn't that have been embarrassing?
View Quote I found myself writing 'wake up' and 'go to bed' in my day planner as if they are two different events.
View Quote I think I'm gonna switch back to briefs.
View Quote If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.
View Quote It looks like a chicken wing or a cheese fry.
View Quote Oh, I've been to Prague.
View Quote Prague... you'll come back a bug...
View Quote There's also that dark side to the nose ring.
View Quote There's food in the beer!