Jurassic Park quotes

110 total quotes

Dennis Nedry
Donald Gennaro
Dr. Alan Grant
Dr. Ellie Sattler
Dr. Ian Malcolm

John Hammond
Lex Murphy
Ray Arnold
Robert Muldoon
Tim Murphy

View Quote Just think of it as... kind of a big cow.

View Quote Okay, I'll count to three. 1... 2... [Gets electrocuted by an electric fence he was climbing in order to escape from the T. rex. He is revived minutes later by Dr. Grant] 3.

View Quote [Muldoon and Ellie equip themselves for a run to the maintenance shed]
John Hammond: But, it ought to be me, really, going.
Ellie Sattler: Why?
John Hammond: Well, I'm a... and you're, uh...
Ellie Sattler: Look...
Robert Muldoon: Come on, let's go.
Ellie Sattler: We can discuss 'sexism in survival situations' when I get back.

View Quote [After the power to the park shuts down and the famous ripples in the glasses of water are seen as a thumping noise is heard] Maybe it's the power trying to come back on.

View Quote Welcome... to Jurassic Park!

View Quote [hysterically] H-He left us! He left us!

View Quote You're a nerd.

View Quote God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.

View Quote I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker.

View Quote [While the fences begin to fail all over Jurassic park] The raptor fences aren't out, are they?

View Quote SHOOT HER! SHOOOOT HEEER!

View Quote [upon seeing a dinosaur for the first time; referring to Hammond] You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.

View Quote Dennis. Our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers?

View Quote [During the introductory ride/tour past the labs, and referring to the scientists] This is overwhelming John. Are, are these characters auto.....erotica?

View Quote [After seeing a massive pile of dinosaur dung] That is one big pile of shit.