Jurassic Park quotes

View Quote I wanna go now. Please.

View Quote Where's the goat?

View Quote [hysterically] H-He left us! He left us!

View Quote It's a velociraptor.

View Quote You're a nerd.

View Quote Okay, I'll count to three. 1... 2... [Gets electrocuted by an electric fence he was climbing in order to escape from the T. rex. He is revived minutes later by Dr. Grant] 3.

View Quote [A Dennis Nedry caricature appears on the computer screen after Ray Arnold is not allowed into the park's security interface]
Nedry Caricature: Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word!
Ray Arnold: PLEASE! GODDAMMIT! I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!

View Quote Ray Arnold: [Looks at Nedry's desk in disgust] Look at this work station! What a complete slob!
Robert Muldoon: The raptor fences aren't out, are they?
Ray Arnold [Checks] No, no. They're still on.
John Hammond: Why the hell would he [Nedry] turn the other ones off?

View Quote [Muldoon and Ellie find an injured Malcolm lying under the remains of the restroom]
Ellie Sattler: He put a tourniquet on. Ian? Ian?!
Ian Malcolm: Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.
[The T. rex roars in the distance]
Ellie Sattler: Can we chance moving him?
[Another roar is heard as Malcolm sits up]
Ian Malcolm: Please, chance it.

View Quote [Alan and the kids bed down in a tree after their night of harrowing escapades]
Lex Murphy: What are you and Ellie going to do now if you don't have to dig up dinosaur bones anymore?
Alan Grant: I don't know. I guess... I guess we'll just have to evolve, too.
Tim Murphy: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Alan Grant: I don't know. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Tim Murphy: Do-you-think-he-saurus?
Alan Grant: [Chuckles]
Tim Murphy: What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
Alan Grant: You got me.
Tim Murphy: Do-you-think-he-saurus rex.

View Quote John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.
Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

View Quote It's... it's a dinosaur!

View Quote They're moving in herds. They do move in herds.

View Quote [Responding to a non-impressed 10-year old] Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex, he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two 'raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this- a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, oh no... He slashes at you here, [makes slashing motions below the child's chest] or here... [above the groin] Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect.

View Quote T. Rex doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt. Can't just... suppress 65 million years of gut instinct.