Josie and the Pussycats

Josie and the Pussycats quotes

42 total quotes (ID: 859)

Alan M. Mayberry
Alexander Cabot III
Alexandra Cabot
Josie James
Melody Valentine
Valerie Brown

Midas: You are intruders.
Melody Valentine: Oh! No, sir. We're Pussycats. I'm Melody, and this is Josie. And--
Midas: SILENCE! You are intruders, and must be disposed of!
Alexander Cabot III: Disposed of? (gulps in fear) That's no way to treat like guests.
Midas: You are not my guests. You are my prisoners! Try to leave, and my guards will use their sleep guns.
Alexandra Cabot: What's this all about? I demand an explanation!
Midas: In my laboratory, I have perfected a blue microbe mist that has the capability to seek out and destroy all the gold in the world.
Josie James: So what good will that do you?
Midas: I'm telling you, my curious friends. Unless I am given half of the gold in the world, I shall destroy all the gold in the world.
Alan M. Mayberry: Okay. Now that we know what you're gonna do with the gold, what are you gonna do with all of us?
Midas: You will soon find out. (wicked laughter)

Alexandra Cabot: You plunger head, get me down from here!
Alexander Cabot III: Now what will I do?
Alan M. Mayberry: Start climbing!
Alexander Cabot III: But when I get up there, she'll clobber me!
Alan M. Mayberry: If you don't, they'll get wise and finish us.
Alexander Cabot III: (climbing the rope) Ooh...Either way I'll lose.

Laser: Strange, I've never heard of Q.U.A.C.K. But you did manage to break into my complex.
Alexander Cabot III: Oh, like this was a real nothing for us super spies. Not like the time we borrowed a secret nuclear sub, of course surrounded by a thousand guards. Or the escapade where we captured the Atlantic Ocean and held it for ransom. Or even...
Alexandra Cabot: (shuts his mouth) Don't overdo it, you loudmouth!
Laser: Very impressive! I insist that you teach us your methods.
Melody Valentine: Oh, goody!
Josie James: Oh, golly! Now we're in a real mess.
Alexandra Cabot: (whispering) One of these days, I'm gonna put a zipper on your lip.
(Alexander gulps in fear)

(upon eating an extremely hot taco after Sebastian put extra hot sauce on the wrong one)
Alexandra Cabot: Yow! Help!! Water!!! Help!!!
Alan M. Mayberry: Hey, what's wrong with Alexandra?
Josie James: She looks burned up about something.
Alexandra Cabot: Don't just stand there. Somebody get a pitcher of water!
Melody Valentine: (chuckles) Well, OK. Here's your picture of water. (displays calendar with a sailboat at sea) But it's kind of silly if you ask me.
Alexandra Cabot: I won't ask. Believe me!

Josie James: How do we defrost them?
Alexandra Cabot: These must be the controls. I'll switch them back to medium rare.
(pulls lever and frees the others from their frozen confinement)
Alan M. Mayberry: Wow! We just made it. They're almost ice cubes!
(crashing on the floor)
Josie James: Are you all right?
Alexander Cabot III: Oh, swell...Considering I'm a 400-year-old teenager!

(after Alexandra's plan to sabotage Josie backfires causing her to spin on the turntable)
Music Director: Hey! That was a great new sound, kid! Do it again and we'll record it as the "Ooh, Ow, Ooh" song.
Alexandra Cabot: How would you like to record a "Fat Lip" song?
Alexander Cabot III: (clicking his tongue) My sister's big chance to cut a hit record, and she chickens out.
(everyone else laughs while she stands there angrily)

Animated television series | CBS network shows | Hanna-Barbera and Cartoon Network Studios series and characters | Animated musical groups | Television programs based on Archie Comics | 1970 television series debuts | 1970s American animated television series

(repeated line) Let's split.

(the gang prepares to deliver themselves to the World Scientist Foundation in a pair of crates)
Alan M. Mayberry: These labels will do the job. Are we all set?
Alexandra Cabot: No! The crates are packed wrongly. (she pulls Alan into the crate with Alexander, Sebastian and herself)
Alan M. Mayberry: HEY!!!
Alexandra Cabot: Now they're packed right! (closes her crate as the girls do the same with theirs)

Alexander Cabot III: It looks like out plan wasn't at all that it was "quacked" up to be.
Alexandra Cabot: What are you gonna do with us, Lasy?
Laser: SILENCE! You will find out soon enough.
Assistant: The MS-13 is ready to be tested, Laser.
Laser: Excellent. Soon, I will stop every machine on Earth unless my demands are met. (wicked laughter)
Valerie Brown: Wow! So that's what it does.
Alan M. Mayberry: You mean, the real one? But when he turns that phony one on, it's curtains for us.

(whispering) Psst. Gang, I found the conveyor belt to the storeroom.

(reading) 'Golden Mist Cologne'. Mmm, my favorite.

(Alan and Josie get some bulls to help the gang against the Scorpion)
Alexander Cabot III: This is help?
Alan M. Mayberry: It was the only thing we could get!
Melody Valentine: Hey, I just love cows.
Alexandra Cabot: So does Alan. Especially red-haired ones! (referring to Josie)

Josie James: When the Laser opens those crates, we'll be in a real pickle.
Alan M. Mayberry: Then I guess the only way to get out of that pickle is to get into that complex.
Alexander Cabot III: (repeatedly hitting his hands on the ears) I-I-I gotta retune my ears. It sounded like he said Go into that complex.
Alexandra Cabot: He did, chicken brother!

(repeated line) Help!

Almost is not good enough!