[to Joe]
You mean you were diagnosed with something called a brain cloud and didn't ask for a second opinion?
Patricia Graynamore
Meg Ryan · 17 quotes
Marshall
Ossie Davis · 6 quotes
Frank Waturi
Dan Hedaya · 4 quotes
Luggage Salesman
Barry McGovern · 3 quotes
Samuel Harvey Graynamore
Lloyd Bridges · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Joe Banks & Patricia Graynamore (11), Joe Banks & Marshall (5), Joe Banks & Luggage Salesman (3)
Joe Versus the Volcano quotes
Page 3 of 4[on the phone]
No. No. You were wrong. He was wrong. Who said that? I didn't say that. If I had said that, I would've been wrong. I would've been wrong, Harry, isn't that right?
Have you thought much about luggage, Mr. Banks?
No.
It's the central preoccupation of my life.
That outfit's wearing you, Felix.
Why are you calling me Felix? My name is Joe.
I am calling you Felix because I do what I want.
This is our premier steamer trunk, it's all handmade, only the finest materials. It's even watertight, tight as a drum. If I had the need, and the wherewithal, Mr. Banks, this would be my trunk of choice.
I'll take four of them.
May you live to be a thousand years old, sir.
I wonder where we'll end up?
Away from the things of man, my love. Away from the things of man.
Take me... to the volcano!
Waponi Chief Do you want to marry him?
Yes.
Waponi Chief Do you want to marry her?
Yes.
Waponi Chief You're married.
So I'm not sick? Except for this terminal disease?
What kinda clothes do you got now?
Well, I got the kinda clothes I'm wearing.
So you got no clothes.
Boy, we really lucked out.
Yeah...but we're in the middle of nowhere. We're gonna drown.
No we're not. I don't know how, but we're gonna be all right.
How did you do that?
I feel like I'm giving you away.
Marshall?
Yeah.
I was wondering if you want to have dinner with me tonight.
I can't do that; I got the wife and kids at the end of the day.
Yeah...
Listen, haven't you got anybody?
No. But there are certain times in your life when I guess you're not supposed to have anybody, you know? There are certain doors you have to go through alone.
You're gonna be all right.
Ninety percent of people are asleep, and those of us who are awake look around in wonder.
I see it as a sign of tremendous sophistication that you haven't demanded my name or asked me what I'm doing here.