Joe Versus the Volcano quotes
42 total quotes (ID: 304)Frank Waturi
Joe Banks
Multiple Characters
Patricia Graynamore
Joe: I've done a lot of soul searching lately. I've been asking myself some tough questions. You know what I've found out?
Patricia: What?
Joe: I have no interest in myself. I think about myself, I get bored out of my mind.
Patricia: What?
Joe: I have no interest in myself. I think about myself, I get bored out of my mind.
[to Angelica] If you have a choice between killing yourself and doing something you're scared of doing, why not take the leap and do the thing you're scared of doing?
My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement.
Patricia: I wonder where we'll end up?
Joe: Away from the things of man, my love. Away from the things of man.
Joe: Away from the things of man, my love. Away from the things of man.
So I'm not sick? Except for this terminal disease?
[on the phone] No. No. You were wrong. He was wrong. Who said that? I didn't say that. If I had said that, I would've been wrong. I would've been wrong, Harry, isn't that right?
Patricia: Boy, we really lucked out.
Joe: Yeah...but we're in the middle of nowhere. We're gonna drown.
Patricia: No we're not. I don't know how, but we're gonna be all right.
[Joes's trunks pop out of the water]
Patricia: See?
Joe: How did you do that?
Joe: Yeah...but we're in the middle of nowhere. We're gonna drown.
Patricia: No we're not. I don't know how, but we're gonna be all right.
[Joes's trunks pop out of the water]
Patricia: See?
Joe: How did you do that?
Waponi Chief: Do you want to marry him?
Patricia: Yes.
Waponi Chief: Do you want to marry her?
Joe Banks: Yes.
Waponi Chief: You're married.
Patricia: Yes.
Waponi Chief: Do you want to marry her?
Joe Banks: Yes.
Waponi Chief: You're married.
[to Joe] You mean you were diagnosed with something called a brain cloud and didn't ask for a second opinion?
It's always gonna be something with you, isn't it Joe?
[Joe and Marshall are both wearing Armani tuxedos]
Joe: Feel like I'm getting married.
Marshall: I feel like I'm giving you away.
Joe: Feel like I'm getting married.
Marshall: I feel like I'm giving you away.
[to Patricia] I tell you one thing, though. Wherever we go, whatever we do, we're gonna take this luggage with us!
Luggage Salesman: Have you thought much about luggage, Mr. Banks?
Joe: No.
Luggage Salesman: It's the central preoccupation of my life.
Joe: No.
Luggage Salesman: It's the central preoccupation of my life.
[on the phone, repeated] Yeah, Harry, but can he do the job? I know he can get the job, but can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you.
Marshall: What kinda clothes do you got now?
Joe: Well, I got the kinda clothes I'm wearing.
Marshall: So you got no clothes.
Joe: Well, I got the kinda clothes I'm wearing.
Marshall: So you got no clothes.