Joe Versus the Volcano quotes

View Quote Marshall: You're coming into focus, kid

View Quote Angelica: You're in a rotten mood.
Patricia: It's the sunshine. Gets me down.

View Quote Joe: Why aren't you dead?
Patricia: Why aren't you dead?

View Quote Joe: Wait, I don't want to get married!
Patricia: What is the problem? You afraid of the commitment? You're going to have to love and honor me for about 30 seconds. You can't handle that?
Joe: All right. Marry us.

View Quote Dr. Ellison: And what did you do in the fire department?
Joe: Well... I put out fires.

View Quote Joe: I've never been to L.A. before.
Angelica: What do you think?
Joe: It looks fake. I like it!

View Quote [to DeDe] I mean, who am I? That's the real question, isn't it? Who am I? Who are you? What other questions are there? What other questions are there, really? If you want to understand the universe, embrace the universe, the door to the universe is you!

View Quote Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life.

View Quote [on the phone, repeated] Yeah, Harry, but can he do the job? I know he can get the job, but can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you.

View Quote Marshall: They just pay me to drive the limo, sir. I'm not here to tell you who you are.
Joe: I didn't ask you to tell me who I am.
Marshall: You were hinting around about clothes. That happens to be a very important topic to me, sir. Clothes, Mr...
Joe: Banks.
Marshall: Banks. Clothes make the man. I believe that. You say to me you want to go shopping, you want to buy clothes, but you don't know what kind. You leave that hanging in the air, like I'm going to fill in the blank, that to me is like asking me who you are, and I don't know who you are, I don't want to know. It's taken me my whole life to find out who I am, and I'm tired now, you hear what I'm saying?

View Quote [to Patricia] I tell you one thing, though. Wherever we go, whatever we do, we're gonna take this luggage with us!

View Quote [to Angelica] If you have a choice between killing yourself and doing something you're scared of doing, why not take the leap and do the thing you're scared of doing?

View Quote [to Joe] You mean you were diagnosed with something called a brain cloud and didn't ask for a second opinion?

View Quote [to Joe his first night aboard the Tweedle Dee] I've always kept clear of my father's stuff ever since I got out on my own. And now he's pulling me back in. He knew I wanted this boat and he used it and he got me working for him, which I swore I would never do. I feel ashamed because I had a price. He named it and now I know that about myself. And I could treat you like I did back out on the dock, but that would be me kicking myself for selling out, which isn't fair to you. Doesn't make me feel any better. I don't know what your situation is but I wanted you to know what mine is not just to explain some rude behavior, but because we're on a little boat for a while and... I'm soul sick. And you're going to see that.

View Quote Marshall: Listen, ain't you got nobody?
Joe: No. But there are certain times in your life when I guess you're not supposed to have anybody, you know? There are certain doors you have to go through alone.
Marshall: You're gonna be all right.