Joe Dirt

Joe Dirt quotes

44 total quotes (ID: 303)

Buffalo Bob
Joe Dirt
Zander Kelly

God Almighty, mana from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy: 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back.

[while on air balloon] I can see down your shirt

I got the poo on me!!

I thought I had broken my ass bone

My name is Joe Dirt?, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.

Right on! You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt.

Why don't you go practice, fallin' down, I'll be there in a minute.

His name's Rocky and he ain't no puppy.

When bad pets go bad, dang.

Where's my supplies?

Luckily, my neck broke my fall.

Why have you got a wig? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

What's the story here? I'm a white trash idiot - The end.

Turn it up.