Joe Dirt quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote God Almighty, mana from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy: 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back.

View Quote I thought I had broken my ass bone

View Quote Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.

View Quote My name is Joe Dirt?, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.

View Quote That shit'll buff out.

View Quote When bad pets go bad, dang.

View Quote I got the poo on me!!

View Quote His name's Rocky and he ain't no puppy.

View Quote Why don't you go practice, fallin' down, I'll be there in a minute.

View Quote Turn it up.

View Quote Luckily, my neck broke my fall.

View Quote What's the story here? I'm a white trash idiot - The end.

View Quote Why have you got a wig? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

View Quote Where's my supplies?