Joe Dirt

Joe Dirt quotes

44 total quotes (ID: 303)

Buffalo Bob
Joe Dirt
Zander Kelly

I got the poo on me!!

God Almighty, mana from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy: 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back.

[while on air balloon] I can see down your shirt

My name is Joe Dirt?, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.

Why don't you go practice, fallin' down, I'll be there in a minute.

I thought I had broken my ass bone

Right on! You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt.

His name's Rocky and he ain't no puppy.

When bad pets go bad, dang.

Where's my supplies?

Luckily, my neck broke my fall.

What's the story here? I'm a white trash idiot - The end.

Why have you got a wig? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

Turn it up.