Joe Dirt

Joe Dirt quotes

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Buffalo Bob
Joe Dirt
Zander Kelly

That shit'll buff out.

There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I'm number one. Rule number two, the croc's number two.

Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.

Turn it up.

Well, well, well, the famous Brandy - Tokyo Rose of the trailer park.

What's the story here? I'm a white trash idiot - The end.

When bad pets go bad, dang.

Where's my supplies?

Why don't you go practice, fallin' down, I'll be there in a minute.

Why have you got a wig? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

Ya gotta keep on, keepin' on.

You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don't like no feed back, what's up?

You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?

[while on air balloon] I can see down your shirt