Joe Dirt

Joe Dirt quotes

44 total quotes (ID: 303)

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Zander Kelly


Don't you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe.


God Almighty, mana from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy: 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back.

His name's Rocky and he ain't no puppy.

I got the poo on me!!

I thought I had broken my ass bone

I'm a rocker through and through. Here's a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep...

It does what it's told. [Often falsely credited to the film Silence of the Lambs]

It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.

It puts the lotion on its skin! You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you!

Life's a garden, dig it.

Luckily, my neck broke my fall.

My name is Joe Dirt?, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.

Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?

ohforchristsakes, HERE! [sends AutoTrader down well]

Right on! You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt.