Inspector Gadget

Inspector Gadget quotes

32 total quotes (ID: 923)

John Brown/Inspector Gadget
Sanford Scolex/Dr. Claw

Gadgetmobile: Say bye-bye to the rookie.

Dr. Claw: Your current replacement is helping people to cross the street.
Inspector Gadget: Hey, he looks just like me. I don't get it. Why would you do this?
Kramer: To make teachers!
Dr. Claw: Shut up! I'll tell you why. To make techno-warriors that never get tired, never get hungry, and never say "no". Every army in the world would be made up of my creations. Imagine the confusion, Gadget, huh? Imagine the bricks. Comprende?
Inspector Gadget: Yeah, I comprende.
Dr. Claw: No, no, no. I comprendo, you comprendo. Can't you get the word for Pete's sake? Pull out his safe chip before he butchers another language.
Kramer: You're kidding, right? Ok, you see, he's always kidding! I never know.
Dr. Claw: Yes, I know. I wanna make sure nobody else could develop their own android. Do it or you'll be building yourself a new head.

How about I say "In the name of justice"?

You're under arrest for murder and robbery. (to RoboGadget) And you are under arrest for impersonating a police officer.

Sykes, release the remote control robots now.

Stop the car, Sykes. I wanna enjoy this.

Just Claw. One word. Like Madonna

Well, if it isn't that annoying security guard from the incident.

You crushed my hand and I really liked that hand. So Go Go get over it it.

This Is Not Good-Bye. I'll Get You Next Time, Gadget! I'll Get You!

Penny: Having another hero cop dream, Uncle John?
John Brown: Everytime I close my eyes. How was school?
Penny: Fine. Don't forget tommorow is the day parents come over to talk about their careers.
John Brown: Oh, I have.

John Brown: Attention! Driver of the black limo attatched to the Yahoo! billboard, this is secuirty officer John Brown get out with you hands up immediately or... Else!
Sanford Scolex: Fine work, Mr. Security Guard. You got me. Here, have a victory cigar.
John Brown: No, thanks.
Sanford Scolex: Remember, smoking kills!
John Brown: I don't smoke.
Sanford Scolex: Oh, really? You will now.
(The explosive cigar explodes on Officer John Brown)

Dr. Claw: Not bad, Kramer. Not bad at all. This is sort of post-modern Captain Hook kind of field and I'm diabolical. I deserve a dashing appelatian.
Kramer: A dashing appelatian? What is that, a hillbilly with a tuxedo?
Dr. Claw: No, you idiot! It's a nickname, one that send my enemies cowering in fear. Too bad Hook is taken, eh?
Sykes: How about Captain Claw?
Dr. Claw: No, no, no, no.
Kramer: Or Santa Claw.
Dr. Claw: Just Claw. One word like Madonna.

Kramer: Well, anywho, captain, sir, Mr. Claw, I know how much you like to maintain an active lifestyle so I have managed to design a few interchangable options.
Dr. Claw: Very clever, Kramer.
Sykes: (mocking) Very clever, Kramer.
Dr. Claw: Very clever, indeed.
Kramer: Well, first we have the opera hand; For those special nights out. And I know how much you enjoy Japanese food so I made you a sushi hand. See there? Tasty. Also, I don't remember if you enjoyed that medieval fair but...
Dr. Claw: Kramer, that's enough. (to Sykes) Sykes, bring on the foot.
(Dr. Claw closes the case, pinning Kramer's hand)

Dr. Claw: A quality of this android can be uses: shock troops, kamikazis, and hitmen.
Kramer: International rescue workers features.
Dr. Claw: Oh yes, I was getting to them. Well, let's see it in action. I strip myself in. Okay, turn me on, Kramer.