Dr. Claw: Not bad, Kramer. Not bad at all. This is sort of post-modern Captain Hook kind of field and I'm diabolical. I deserve a dashing appelatian.
Kramer: A dashing appelatian? What is that, a hillbilly with a tuxedo?
Dr. Claw: No, you idiot! It's a nickname, one that send my enemies cowering in fear. Too bad Hook is taken, eh?
Sykes: How about Captain Claw?
Dr. Claw: No, no, no, no.
Kramer: Or Santa Claw.
Dr. Claw: Just Claw. One word like Madonna.
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