In & Out quotes

31 total quotes

Emily Montgomery
Howard Brackett
Others
Voice on "How To Be a Man" tape

View Quote Is everybody gay? Is this a Twilight Zone?

View Quote Excuse me, are we a little teapot?

View Quote Think of John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesn't dance, he can hardly walk.

View Quote For God's sake, don't shake that booty!

View Quote Jennifer the Flower Girl: My mom says it won't last.
Berniece: Your mom's an alcoholic.

View Quote This is my Peter - uh, my friend Peter. We just met at the, uh, intersexual... homosection... INTERSECTION!

View Quote Peter: What was Barbara Streisand's eighth album?
Howard: Color Me Barbra.
Peter: Stud!
Howard: Everybody knows that!
Peter: Everybody where? The little gay bar on the prairie?

View Quote Peter: One day I just clicked. I said: "Mom, dad, Sparky, I'm gay."
Howard: So what happened?
Peter: My mom cried, for exactly 10 seconds, my boss said: "Who cares?", and my dad said: "But you're so tall...!".

View Quote Class: so, uh, where were we? Romantic poetry. Shakespeare. Talented. English. Dead.

View Quote I need a heterosexual male, CODE RED!

View Quote Peter: Look, everyone wants to talk to Diane Sawyer or Joan London, and my network's killing me. They want me blond!
Howard: With your coloring?

View Quote Truly manly men do NOT dance.

View Quote I just came out! At my wedding!

View Quote Voice on tape: Now, repeat after me: "Yo!"
Howard: Yo!
Voice on tape: Hot damn!
Howard: Hot damn!
Voice on tape: What a fabulous window treatment!
Howard: What a fabu...
Voice on tape: That was a trick!

View Quote Well, how did you do... prissy boy?