Ice Age

Ice Age quotes

23 total quotes (ID: 285)

Manfred the Woolly Mammoth
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Sid the Megatherium

I don't know about you guys, but we are the weirdest herd I've ever seen.

Sid: From now on I'm gonna call you "Diego...
Diego: "...Lord Of Touch Me And You're Dead".

Diego: The baby, please. I was returning him to his herd.
Sid: Oh yeah, nice try, bucktooth...
Diego: You calling me a liar?
Sid: I didn't say that.
Diego: You were thinking it.
Sid: [to Manfred] I don't like this cat. He reads minds.

[to Sid] You're an embarassment to nature, y'know that?

[to Sid] Oh, isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?

Hey, look at that. Dinner and a show.

Why?! Doesn't anyone love me? Isn't there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth?

Dodo: Protect the melon! Tae-kwon-dodos, attack!
Dodo: There goes our last female.

Manfred: [to Sid] Okay, you. Check for poop.
Sid: Hey, why am I the poop-checker?
Manfred: Because returning the runt was YOUR idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't.
[slight pause]
Sid: Why else?
Manfred: NOW, SID!

[Sid has been in a mud pool, and now has his neck stuck in Diego's mouth]
Manfred: Guys, I thought we were in a hurry. And Diego, spit that out. You don't know where it's been.
[Diego spits Sid out]
Sid: Boy! For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me!
Diego: I don't eat junk food.

Sid: [While hanging onto Manfred's trunk] You have beautiful eyes.
Manfred: Get off my face.

Manfred: Sid, the tiger found a short cut.
Sid: No thanks. I choose life.
Diego: Then I suggest you take the short cut.
Sid: Are you threatening me?
[shelf of ice above them starts to crumble]
Sid: [patting Diego's head] Way to go, tiger.

Diego: You two are a bit of an odd couple.
Manfred: There is no "us"!
Diego: [regarding the baby] I see. Can't have one of your own, so you wanna adopt.

[Sid and the baby are having a fight]
Manfred: Don't make me reach back there!
Sid: But he started it!
Manfred: I don't care who started it, I'll finish it!

Sid: From now on, you'll have to refer to me as "Sid, Lord of the Flame"!
Manfred: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire.