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Dodo: Protect the melon! Tae-kwon-dodos, attack!
Dodo: There goes our last female.

Manfred: [to Sid] Okay, you. Check for poop.
Sid: Hey, why am I the poop-checker?
Manfred: Because returning the runt was YOUR idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't.
[slight pause]
Sid: Why else?
Manfred: NOW, SID!

[Sid has been in a mud pool, and now has his neck stuck in Diego's mouth]
Manfred: Guys, I thought we were in a hurry. And Diego, spit that out. You don't know where it's been.
[Diego spits Sid out]
Sid: Boy! For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me!
Diego: I don't eat junk food.

Sid: [While hanging onto Manfred's trunk] You have beautiful eyes.
Manfred: Get off my face.

Manfred: Sid, the tiger found a short cut.
Sid: No thanks. I choose life.
Diego: Then I suggest you take the short cut.
Sid: Are you threatening me?
Diego: MOVE, SLOTH!
[shelf of ice above them starts to crumble]
Sid: [patting Diego's head] Way to go, tiger.

Diego: You two are a bit of an odd couple.
Manfred: There is no "us"!
Diego: [regarding the baby] I see. Can't have one of your own, so you wanna adopt.

[Sid and the baby are having a fight]
Manfred: Don't make me reach back there!
Sid: But he started it!
Manfred: I don't care who started it, I'll finish it!

Sid: From now on, you'll have to refer to me as "Sid, Lord of the Flame"!
Manfred: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire.

Sid: From now on I'm gonna call you "Diego...
Diego: "...Lord Of Touch Me And You're Dead".

[Manfred leaves the baby after saving it from the river]
Sid: Hey Manny, aren't you forgettin' somethin'?
Manfred: No.
Sid: But you just saved him.
Manfred: Yeah, well I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.

Manfred: Look, if either of you get across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth.
Sid: That's right, you losers! You take one step and you're dead!
[Throws rock which bounces off the sinkhole instead of sinking]
Sid: You were bluffing, huh?
Manfred: Yeah, that was a bluff.

Sid: [the baby's been crying for hours] I bet he's hungry.
Manfred: How about some milk?
Sid: Ooh, I'd love some!
Diego: Not you, the baby!
Sid: Well, I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal!
Diego: You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthin' off, aren't ya...?!
Manfred: ENOUGH!

Dodo 1: [Talking about crater] Now don't fall in. If you do, you will definitely...
Dodo 2: [Runs in] Intruders! Intruders... oops! [Trips and falls into crater]
Dodo 1: ...burn and die.

Dodo: This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age. Sub arctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years.
Manfred: So you got three melons?

Diego: Its nose is dry.
Sid: That means there's something wrong with it.
Diego: Someone should lick it, just in case.
Sid: I'll do it.
Manfred: Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies.
Sid: So?
Manfred: So, if he poops, where does it go?
Sid: [slight pause] Humans are disgusting.

Sid: [after Diego leaps over a river of lava] Wow, I wish I could jump like that.
Manfred: Wish granted! [kicks him through the air]

Diego: The baby, please. I was returning him to his herd.
Sid: Oh yeah, nice try, bucktooth...
Diego: You calling me a liar?
Sid: I didn't say that.
Diego: You were thinking it.
Sid: [to Manfred] I don't like this cat. He reads minds.

[The gang has just saved the baby and survived some dangerose slides...then crash into a ice wall]
Diego: WHOAH! HOO! YEAH! Who's up for round two?!

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