Ice Age

Ice Age quotes

23 total quotes (ID: 285)

Manfred the Woolly Mammoth
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Sid the Megatherium

Manfred: Look, if either of you get across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth.
Sid: That's right, you losers! You take one step and you're dead!
[Throws rock which bounces off the sinkhole instead of sinking]
Sid: You were bluffing, huh?
Manfred: Yeah, that was a bluff.

Sid: [the baby's been crying for hours] I bet he's hungry.
Manfred: How about some milk?
Sid: Ooh, I'd love some!
Diego: Not you, the baby!
Sid: Well, I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal!
Diego: You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthin' off, aren't ya...?!
Manfred: ENOUGH!

Dodo 1: [Talking about crater] Now don't fall in. If you do, you will definitely...
Dodo 2: [Runs in] Intruders! Intruders... oops! [Trips and falls into crater]
Dodo 1: ...burn and die.

Dodo: This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age. Sub arctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years.
Manfred: So you got three melons?

Diego: Its nose is dry.
Sid: That means there's something wrong with it.
Diego: Someone should lick it, just in case.
Sid: I'll do it.
Manfred: Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies.
Sid: So?
Manfred: So, if he poops, where does it go?
Sid: [slight pause] Humans are disgusting.

Sid: [after Diego leaps over a river of lava] Wow, I wish I could jump like that.
Manfred: Wish granted! [kicks him through the air]

[The gang has just saved the baby and survived some dangerose slides...then crash into a ice wall]
Diego: WHOAH! HOO! YEAH! Who's up for round two?!

Diego: The baby, please. I was returning him to his herd.
Sid: Oh yeah, nice try, bucktooth...
Diego: You calling me a liar?
Sid: I didn't say that.
Diego: You were thinking it.
Sid: [to Manfred] I don't like this cat. He reads minds.