Hoodwinked quotes

View Quote Chief Grizzly: Pretty thin Wolf! You say the old lady was already tied up. How did that happen?
Wolf: I don't know, maybe to make herself look innocent. I just write the news Chief, I don't make it.
Red: For a reporter, you sure have a strange way of doing your job.
Wolf: What can I say? I was raised by wolves.

View Quote Boingo: [to tied and gagged Red] Hey, you're a delivery girl, right? Then could you do me a favor? Could you take this down the mountain? 'Cause it absolutely, positively has to be there TONIGHT!

View Quote Woodsman: [disguised as Dolph] Uh, Mister Rabbit...
Boingo: Dolph! Where have you been? You nimwitted Eurotrash with the... what is that, a ski mask?
Woodsman: Uh, I, um, yah...
Boingo: I like that! See, that's scary. Yeah that's good...
Woodsman: Um, b-boss...
Boingo: WHAT? Say it! Spit it out! What's goin' on?
Woodsman: Um... boss, uh,
[singing]
Woodsman: Paul's bunion cream/has the soothing formula...
Wolf: [interrupts, also in disguise] Hi there! What he means to say is that I'm the building inspector.
Woodsman: Yah, yes!
Wolf: I just need to tap the pipes; see if your wiring's up to par.
Boingo: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it, you're not... no, you can't touch anything in here.
Wolf: [pauses] Let's walk.

View Quote Wolf: I can't believe I'm saying this but... drink up
[gives twitchy the coffee]
Wolf: We may want... to stand back.
Twitchy: [Sips coffee and his eyes bulge and he starts shaking] Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo! Wahooo! Caffeine! Yeah baby! Whoa!
Wolf: Go get 'em boy.
[Twitchy takes off and bounces all over the place]
Wolf: What... have I done?
Granny: Now the rest's up to us.
Woodsman: Can I have coffee?

View Quote I smell hairspray.

View Quote Wolf: Twitchy! You scared me!
Twitchy: [speaking quickly] Hey-boss-I-called-I-beeped-you-on-your-beeper-did-you-get-my-beep?
Wolf: Twitchy, you've got to calm down.
Twitchy: I-got-up-early-and-I-got-the-gear-I-was-watching-the-girl-like-you-told-me-to-the-girl-in-the-red-hood.
Wolf: Yeah, the girl in the red hood. Did you see where she went?
Twitchy: She-went-past-the-porcupines-and-the-red-bird's-tree-and-the-guy-with-the-long-beard-and-now-she's-up-the-creek-and-she-sings-everywhere-she-goes-she's-like-lalalalalalalalalala...
Wolf: Hey, Twitchy? Ever think of switching to decaf?
Twitchy: Oh-I-don't-drink-coffee!

View Quote [Red meets Japeth]
Red: I'm looking for Granny Puckett's house?
Japeth: [singing] Graaaaaaaanneeee Puckeeeet...
Red: Could you stop singing for one moment?
Japeth: [singing] No I can't, wish I could, but a mountain witch done put a spell on me, 37 years agoooooooo, and now I gotta sing every thing I saaaaaaaaayyyyyy...
Red: Everything?
Japeth: [speaking] That's right.
Red: You just talked! Just now!
Japeth: Oh, did I? (sings) Did I? Dididididodadidididoooo...

View Quote Maybe so, but I'm top of the woods now baby!

View Quote For a reporter, you sure have a funny way of doing your job.

View Quote Dee-na-mee-tay. Must be Italian.

View Quote You again! What do I have to do, get a restraining order?

View Quote It was the wolf. I knew it, it's always either the butler or the wolf!

View Quote Oh, you'd best be fearing the ear baby!

View Quote I had always heard about call backs. But I had never gotten one!

View Quote Can I have coffee?