Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets quotes

View Quote [to Dobby] Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't really a great time for me to have a House Elf in my bedroom.

View Quote [to Malfoy] Eat Slugs! [the spell backfires, making Ron regurgitate oversized slugs]

View Quote Voldemort is my past, present, and future.

View Quote Funny, the damage a silly little book can do, especially in the hands of a silly little girl.

View Quote Let's match the powers of Lord Voldemort, heir of Salazar Slytherin against the famous Harry Potter.

View Quote So this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender? A songbird and an old hat.

View Quote Yes, Potter. The process is nearly complete. In a few minutes, Ginny Weasley will be dead, and I will cease to be a memory. Lord Voldemort will return... very... much... alive.

View Quote [as Harry prepares to destroy the diary] What are you doing?... Stop! NO!

View Quote Let me introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher: Me. Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class; Honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League and five time winer... of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile award. But I don't talk about that. I didn't get rid of the Bandon banshee by smiling at him [Laughs dryly] Now, be warned. It is my job to arm you against the foulest creatures known to Wizard kind. [Taps a cage with a cloth over it; it rattles] You may find yourself facing your worst fears in this room. Know only that no harm will befall you whilst I am here. I must ask you not to scream. It might provoke them! [Pulls the rag off to reveal dozens of pixies]

View Quote Freshly caught Cornish Pixies! [Seamus snickers] Laugh if you will, Mr. Finnigan. These Pixies can be devilishly tricky little blighters. Let's see what you make of them now! [Opens the cage and the entire class erupts into chaos as the pixies escape] Come on now, round them up, round them up, they're only pixies!

View Quote [After Neville is hung from a chandelier] Peskipiksi Pesternomi! [A pixie takes the wand.]

View Quote [Pretends to faint at the sight of the basilisk skin, then grabs Ron's wand] The adventure ends here, boys. But don't fret. The world will know our story: how I was too late to save to save the girl; how you two tragically lost your minds at the sight of her mangled body. You first, Mr. Potter. Say goodbye... to your memories. Obiliviate!

View Quote [After Dobby has beaten himself nearly senseless]
Harry: Are you all right?
Dobby: [Dazedly] Dobby had to punish himself, sir. Dobby almost spoke ill of his family.

View Quote Ron: They were starving him, Mum! There were bars on his window!
Mrs. Weasley: Well, you'd best hope I don't put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley!

View Quote You lost me my SERVANT!!!