Let me introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher: Me. Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class; Honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League and five time winer... of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile award. But I don't talk about that. I didn't get rid of the Bandon banshee by smiling at him [Laughs dryly] Now, be warned. It is my job to arm you against the foulest creatures known to Wizard kind. [Taps a cage with a cloth over it; it rattles] You may find yourself facing your worst fears in this room. Know only that no harm will befall you whilst I am here. I must ask you not to scream. It might provoke them! [Pulls the rag off to reveal dozens of pixies]
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