Harold and Maude

Harold and Maude quotes

23 total quotes (ID: 265)

Mrs. Chasen

Do you enjoy knives?

Don't get officious. You're not yourself when you're officious. That is the curse of a government job.

Grab the shovel, Harold.

I haven't lived. [beat] I've died a few times.

I suppose you think that’s very funny, Harold.

I'll never understand this mania for black. Nobody sends black flowers, do they? Black flowers are dead flowers. Who sends dead flowers to a funeral? It's absurd.

[A flock of sea gulls fly across the sky] Dreyfus once wrote from Devil's Island that he would see the most glorious birds. Many years later in Brittany he realized they had only been sea gulls... For me they will always be -- glorious birds.

[to a police officer after they find her car parked on the street] Turn the radio off, it saves battery.