Hayley Stark quotes

Well, 4 out of 5 doctors agree that I am actually insane.

I'm reading this book about Jean Seberg. [looks at Jeff, who shakes his head] She's this actress who slept with all the wrong people and ended up killing herself.

Remember what I said about not drinking anything you didn't see made yourself? Good advice for everyone.

Play time is over, Jeff. Now it’s time to wake up.

I shouldn't have teased you like that. I shouldn't have let you think there was a way out of this.

This really is one of the simplest operations you could imagine. Makes me wonder why they teach Girl Scouts things like camping and selling cookies when they could teach them something really useful like this. [pause] Then again, I wouldn't know how they would design a merit badge for this type of activity.

[holding two glasses filled with a murky, bloody fluid] You want souvenirs? No? What should I do with them? We could see how far they bounce. Then again, some animal might decide they were his afternoon snack. Wouldn't want a little squirrel or coyote to get sick. Especially with you being such a conservationist. Maybe this would be best. Grind them up in the garbage disposal.

[about Jeff's testicles] I guess they, uh, weren't brass.

You use the same phrases about Goldfrapp that they use on Amazon.com. Busted!

I ****ing hate Goldfrapp.

I'll take care of everything. [Jeff jumps. Runs after rope and looks down at now hanging Jeff] Or not.

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