Hard Candy

Hard Candy quotes

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Hayley Stark
Jeff Kohlver


Hayley Stark: [eating chocolate] Mmm. This is soo good. I want more.
Jeff Kohlver: Don't get greedy.


Hayley Stark: Turns out castration is one of the easiest surgical procedures around. There's thousands of farmboys across the country gelding their livestock. If they can do it, I think I can pull it off. If you know what I mean.
Jeff Kohlver: I'm not ****ing livestock.
Hayley Stark: You keep telling yourself that, stud.

Hayley Stark: We gotta get this show on the road.
Jeff Kohlver: A teen doesn’t do this.
Hayley Stark: I’ve seen your idea of what teens should do.

Hayley Stark: Well if Denise was here right now, what would you say?
Jeff Kohlver: I'd say, "Help... a teenager cut my balls off. Call the police."

Hayley Stark: You are good and numb, aren't you?
Jeff Kohlver: **** off.
Hayley Stark: Your conversational skills are really deteriorating as the day goes on.

Hayley Stark: You really just don't look like kind of guy who needs to meet girls over the internet.
Jeff Kohlver: Well, I think it's better to meet people online first, sometimes. You get to know what they're like inside. When you work as a photographer you find out real quick peoples faces lie.
Hayley Stark: Does my face lie?

Jeff Kohlver: [while tied down to a chair] Look, look. I've been lonely, okay? And that makes me stupid, but I am not a pedophile. Look, this is some horrible mistake. Just untie me now and we'll forget this whole thing ever happened. Just untie me now!
Hayley Stark: Okay, well you know what? I am not lonely and therefore not stupid. I untie you, you might understandably be a little peeved. So when I am ready to go, I'll call a cab and call another one to let you loose.
Jeff Kohlver: And when will that be?
Hayley Stark: I'm not sure yet.

Jeff Kohlver: Ah, so you and your mom are both wacked?
Hayley Stark: I dunno. That's that whole nature versus nurture question, isn't it? Was I born a cute, vindictive, little bitch or... did society make me that way? I go back and forth on that...

Jeff Kohlver: It'll ruin my career... it'll ruin my life!
Hayley Stark: Well, didn't Roman Polanski just win an Oscar?

Jeff Kohlver: This is some...teenage joke?
Hayley Stark: Teenage, yes. Joke, no.

Jeff Kohlver: Those letters are mine.
Hayley Stark: Nothing's yours when you invite a teenager into your home.

Jeff Kohlver: Which do you wanna **** first, me or the knife? [as Hayley raises gun] Oh you know how to use that huh?
Hayley Stark: [****s the gun] Honor student, remember? Nothing I can't do when I put my mind to it.
Jeff Kohlver: What? You're gonna shoot me? Shoot me, SHOOT ME, you're not gonna shoot me!

Jeff Kohlver: Who the hell are you?
Hayley Stark: I am every little girl you ever watched, touched, hurt, screwed, killed.

Jeff Kohlver: Why don’t you just kill me?
Hayley Stark: Is that what you think I want?
Jeff Kohlver: Isn't it?

Jeff Kohlver: You were coming on to me!
Hayley Stark: Oh, come on. That's what they always say, Jeff.
Jeff Kohlver: Who?
Hayley Stark: Who? The pedophiles! 'Oh, she was so sexy. She was asking for it.' 'She was only technically a girl, she acted like a woman.' It's just so easy to blame a kid, isn't it! Just because a girl knows how to imitate a woman, does NOT mean she's ready to do what a woman does. [pause] I mean, you're the grown up here. If a kid is experimenting and says something flirtatious, you ignore it, you don't encourage it. If a kid says 'Heeey, let's make screwdrivers' you take the alcohol away and you don't race them to the next drink!