Hancock quotes

28 total quotes

Hancock
Mary Embrey
Ray Embrey

View Quote Han****: That's a good meatball, boy.
Mary: Aaron.
Han****: Momma's callin you.
Mary: No, his name's Aaron.

View Quote If you don't move — your head is going up his ass. Statement to convicts blocking his path while he is in prison.

View Quote If you don't give yourself up quietly, I swear to CHRIST, your head is going up the driver's ass, your head is going up his ass, and you, you drew the short straw cause you, your head's going up MY ass. To three men in a car who have been shooting at police.

View Quote I think you're wasting your time with this guy.

View Quote Large man: That woman could have been killed, she should sue you!
Crowd: Yeah!
Han****: Okay, well you should sue McDonald's 'cause they ****ed you up.
Woman: And I can smell that liquor in your breath!
Han****: 'Cause I been drinkin', bitch!

View Quote Ray: Stop pretending that you do not care! You have a calling. You're a hero, Han****. You're going to be miserable the rest of your life until you accept that. Trust me. Trust this plan, this process — you're staying here. When they call, a hero is what we're going to give them.
Han****: How we going to do that, Ray?

View Quote Do I look like I care what people think? Statement to Ray Embrey who is trying to convince him he needs his help as a public relations manager (this appears in the trailers only, not in the theatrical release of the movie).

View Quote What you want? A cookie? Get the hell out of my face. Statement to a young boy who wakes him from a drunken sleep to tell him there is a crime going on.

View Quote All you people blocking the intersection...you're all idiots. Statement to the people at the train tracks.

View Quote Cause I been drinkin', bitch! Statement to a woman who complains that Han**** smells like liquor.

View Quote Call me an asshole, one more time. Statement made to a small boy who is calling him an asshole, and later to a hostage taker.

View Quote Good Job. Statement to a police officer fighting some hostage takers.

View Quote You're going to change the world. Good job, Ray.

View Quote You're a superhero for God's sake, people should love you. After Han**** saves his life.

View Quote NOT okay. After Han**** throws a young boy high into the sky for calling him an asshole.