Grosse Pointe Blank

Grosse Pointe Blank quotes

47 total quotes (ID: 1055)

Debi Newberry
Martin Blank
Mr. Grocer

"Where are all the good men dead? In the heart or in the head?"

"See, kid, this is what I'm talking about. We could be working together again, for God's sake. You know? Making big money, killing important people!"

"Hey, hey -- bing bing bing bing bang! POPCORN!"

"Easy there, chief. I don't see hollow-point wound care on the menu."

"Here's the new stuff, kid: Durazac-15. It makes Prozac feel like a decaf latte. You want a couple? I've got jars."

"I'm gonna put a bullet in your forehead and then **** the brain-hole!"

"That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he's got a newfound respect for life!"

[Singing] "I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come/ I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come/ I'll be blowing your ****in' head off/ I'll be blowing your ****in' head off/ I'll be whacking your ****in' mind out when I come!"

"Don't listen to him, lady -- he's a professional!"

"Uh-oh! Smells like a wedding! You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim through the tears!"

"Sir, it's out of my hands. The gods want you to go back home, and they want you to delete someone while you're there." - Marcella

"Go see some old friends. Drink some punch, visit with what's-her-name. Don't kill anybody for a few days -- see what it feels like." - Dr. Oatman

"I'll see you at the 'I've-Peaked-and-I'm-Kidding-Myself' party." - Paul Spericki

"You want to kill the good guy but not be the bad guy. It doesn't work like that. You've got to wait until the bad guy kills the good guy. Then when you kill the bad guy, you're the good guy." - Agent Steve Lardner

"Well, looking for some validation for my life, but apparently came up SHORT!" - Paul Spericki