Grease quotes

View Quote Rizzo: Hey Zuko! I've got a surprise for you.
Danny: Oh, Yeah?
Rizzo: [chuckles] Yeah. [throws Sandy in front of him]
Danny: Sandy!
Sandy: Danny!
Danny: Wha-what are you doing here, I thought you were moving back to Australia?
Sandy: We were but we had a change in plans!
[His friends stare at Danny with a strange face and he changes moods, pretending like he doesn't care]
Danny: That's cool baby, you know how it is, rockin' and rollin' and what not.
Sandy: Danny?
Danny: That's my name, don't wear it out.
Sandy: What's the matter with you?
Danny: What's the matter with me, baby, what's the matter with you?
Sandy: What happened to the Danny Zuko I met at the beach?
Danny: Well I do not know. Maybe there's two of us. Why don't you take out a missing person's ad? Or try the yellow pages, I don't know.
Sandy: You're a fake and a phony and I wish I never laid eyes on you!

View Quote Rizzo: [breaks out a bottle of wine] How about a little Sneaky Pete to get the party going?
[the girls all cheer]
Jan: Anyone want a Twinkie?
Marty: Twinkies and wine? Oh, that's real class, Jan.
Jan: It says right here it's a dessert wine.
[offers bottle to Sandy who's hesitant]
Jan: What's the matter? We don't got cooties!
Rizzo: I'll bet you've never had a drink before, have you?
Sandy: Oh, yes I did. I had some champagne at my cousin's wedding once.
Rizzo: Well, ring-a-ding-ding.

View Quote Vince Fontaine: You Jims and Sals are my best pals, and to look your best for the big contest, just be yourself and have a ball, that's what it's all about after all! Just remember, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's what you do with your dancin' shoes.

View Quote Coach Calhoun: [after Danny has failed at wrestling, basketball, and baseball, getting in fights each time] Well, you know, there are a lot of other sports that don't require any physical contact.
Danny: Oh, yeah? Like what?
Coach Calhoun: Like, uh... track!
Danny: What do you mean, like running?
Coach Calhoun: Not just running! Something that needs endurance! Something that needs stamina! Like, long-distance running! Cross-country running!
Danny: That could be cool.

View Quote [Danny is trying to make out with Sandy at the drive-in]
Sandy: No, Danny!
Danny: Sandy, don't worry about it, nobody's watching.
Sandy: Danny, get off me!
Danny: Come on, Sandy, what's the matter with you? I thought I meant something to you!
Sandy: Meant something to you?! You think I'm going to stay here with you in this? This sin wagon? You can take this piece of tin!
[throws his class ring at him and runs away]
Danny: Sandy, you just can't walk out of a drive-in!
Sandy: Well, just watch me!

View Quote Danny: Well you know, these girls are only good for one thing.
Sonny: Yeah, what are you suppose to do with them the rest of the 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day?
Putzie: [With a serious but confused face] Is that all it takes 15 minutes?

View Quote Leo, Scorpions member: The rules are... there ain't no rules!

View Quote Marty: Do you think these glasses make me look smarter?
Rizzo: Nah, you can still see your face.

View Quote Vince: Hi, I'm Vince Fontaine, I'm judging the dance contest.
Marty: I don't think I'm entered.
Vince: A knockout like you? What's your name?
Marty: Marty.
Vince: Marty what?
Marty: Maraschino. You know, as in cherry.

View Quote Rizzo: Look who's coming. Patty Simcox, the bad seed of Rydell High. [to Patty] Hi.
Patty: Oh I just love the first day of school, don't you?
Rizzo: [sarcastically] It's the biggest thrill of my life.
Patty: Hey, they just announced the nominees for student council this morning and guess who's up for vice president?
Rizzo: Who?
Patty: ME. Isn't that the most? To say the least?
Rizzo: The very least.

View Quote Attention seniors. Before the merriment of commencement commences, I hope that your years with us here at Rydell have prepared you for the challenges you face. Who knows? Among you there may be a future Eleanor Roosevelt or a Rosemary Clooney, and among you young men, there may be a Joe DiMaggio, a President Eisenhower, or a Vice-President Nixon. But you will always the glorious memories of Rydell High. Rydell forever. Bon voyage.

View Quote Sandy: My parents want to invite you over for tea on Sunday.
[the gang freezes, listening in]
Danny: I don't like tea.
Sandy: [laughing] You don't have to drink tea.
Danny: I don't like parents.

View Quote Patty: Oh you MUST think I'm a terrible clod for not introducing myself to your friend!... Hi, I'm Patty Simcox...
[moves to sit down, as Jan sticks her apple under her]
Patty: Welcome to RydELL OH!
[Sits on Jan's apple. Jan removes it as Patty sits down and shoots dirty look at Rizzo and Marty]
Patty: Well, I hope you'll be at cheerleader tryouts. We'll have so much fun and get to be life-long friends!

View Quote Kenickie: Hey Rizzo, I hear you're knocked up.
Rizzo: You do, huh? Boy, good new really travels fast.
[shoots Marty a look of contempt]
Kenickie: Hey listen, why didn't you tell me?
Rizzo: What's it to you?
Kenickie: Anything I can do?
Rizzo: You did enough!
Kenickie: I don't run away from my mistakes
Rizzo: Don't worry about it Kenickie, it was somebody else's mistake.
Kenickie: Thanks a lot, kid.
[Kenickie walks away]
Rizzo: Any time...

View Quote Sandy: I'm going back to Australia and I might never see you again.
Danny: Don't... don't talk that way, Sandy.
Sandy: But it's true! I've just had the best summer of my life, and now I have to go away. It isn't fair.
[Danny starts kissing her]
Sandy: Danny, don't spoil it!
Danny: It's not spoiling it, Sandy, it's only making it better.
Sandy: Danny... is this the end?
Danny: Of course not. It's only the beginning.