Grease

Grease quotes

48 total quotes (ID: 705)

Betty Rizzo
Danny Zuko
Frenchy
Multiple Characters
Principal McGee


Rizzo: I've got so many hickies people will think I'm a leper.
Kenickie: Relax... A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!
Rizzo: You pig!
Kenickie: Oh, I love it when you talk dirty!


Danny: Well you know, these girls are only good for one thing.
Sonny: Yeah, what are you suppose to do with them the rest of the 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day?
Putzie: [With a serious but confused face] Is that all it takes 15 minutes?

Why, this car could be System-matic, Hyyyyydro-matic, Ultra-matic. Why, its Greased Lightning!

Principal McGee: [continuing with dance rules] Anyone doing tasteless or vulgar movements will be immediately disqualified
Rizzo: Well, that leaves us out!
Coach Calhoun: Let's keep it clean, people. Let's keep it clean.

Vince: Hi, I'm Vince Fontaine, I'm judging the dance contest.
Marty: I don't think I'm entered.
Vince: A knockout like you? What's your name?
Marty: Marty.
Vince: Marty what?
Marty: Maraschino. You know, as in cherry.

Marty: What's with you tonight?
Rizzo: I feel like a defective typewriter.
Marty: Huh?
Rizzo: I skipped a period.
Marty: Think you're P.G.?

If you can't be in athletics, at least be an athletic supporter.

Principal McGee: Blanche, do you have the schedules?
Blanche: Yes Ms. McGee, I just had my hands on them.
Principal McGee: Oh good, they'll be nice and smudged.
Blanche: Oh here they are. If they would have been a snake they would have bitten me.
Principal McGee: Blanche, these are the schedules we had for last semester. Maybe next year you'll find the ones for this semester.

Danny: You're looking good, Riz.
Rizzo: Eat your heart out.
Danny: But sloppy seconds ain't my style.

Sandy: Are you making fun of me, Riz?
Rizzo: Some people are so touchy.

Sonny: Geez! Every teacher I got flunked me at least once! [about Principal McGee] Well, I ain't taking no crap off her this year! If she crosses me, she's gonna find out who's boss!
Principal McGee: [coming around the corner] Sonny, aren't you supposed to be in homeroom right now?
Sonny: I was just going for a walk.
Principal McGee: You were just dawdling weren't you?
Sonny: Yes, ma'am
Principal McGee: That is no way to start a new semester, Mr. LaTierri!
Sonny: [mumbles]
Principal McGee: Perhaps a session of banging erasers after school would put you on the right track.
Sonny: Yes, ma'am [laughs nervously]
Principal McGee: Well? Are you just going to stand there all day?
Sonny: No, ma'am. I mean, yes, ma'am, I mean...
Principal McGee: Which is it, yes or no?
Sonny: No ma'am
Principal McGee: Good, then MOVE!
[Principal McGee walks away]
Danny: I'm sure glad you didn't take no crap off her, Sonny.

Coach Calhoun: [Danny is trying out for wrestling and smoking a cigarette] All right, let's trying cutting it to two packs a day. Now, you have to change.
Danny: Well, yeah. That's why I'm here, ya know? To change.
Coach Calhoun: No, I mean your clothes.
Danny: Oh.

Jan: You mean you're dropping out?
Frenchy: I don't look at it as dropping out! I look at it as a very strategic career move.

Sonny: When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something's gotta be wrong. Come on, guys let's go for some pizza.

Blanche: When I hear music, I just can't make my feet behave.
Sonny: She thinks she's Tinkerbell.
Blanche: Hush, Sonny!